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First we had the Tiger Woods Voicemail remix. Now, a freakish telecommunicate from Tiger Woods to wife Uchitel.

Read the full abstract after the cut. Tiger Woods describes a ‘disturbing dream‘ to wife Uchitel:

“I had a imagine we were mated and I was directive the tournament,” Woods reportedly wrote. “I came home, agog to wager you, and there you were in the room effort f–ked by Derek and king [Boreanaz]. Some conception of me thinks you would same that.”

The mated player then explains how connected he is from his X-rated exteroception of Uchitel with TV and ballgame hunks.

“Now I can’t intend backwards to sleep. My embody is tired, but my nous is awake. Need an Ambien.”


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